Overlord of the Enterprise

[Durfsurn]

You get killed by the piles of paperwork that being a webmaster come with by suffocating you therefore since I am new for some reason I own the Enterprise and Rule with the utmost EVILNESS! Mwuhahahahaha *cough cough* Mwuhahahahaha

Oh and I hired all living and non living beings in the known and unknown universe to be my bodyguards including those who try to take me over and when they tray the get hypnotised by the other bodyguards wearing blackout glasses.

Beat that!

[simlink ♔]

everything dies or gets blown up by aliens.
They instate me as the overlord to the new enterprise.

[Durfsurn]

But you died and i survived so I rule again!

[simlink ♔]

The enterprise has a poor holiday season and you're fired.
I buy out the firm from bankruptcy and turn it around.

My enterprise!

[Durfsurn]

But you turn it around too far and then got fired. My enterprise.

[simlink ♔]

Your claim is found illegitimate, and I buyout 100% of the company's shares. I appoint myself rule.
My enterprise!

[Ceafus 88]

You have to go ask SMFNew why its down again,

My Enterprise!

[Durfsurn]

You then go after he doesn't come back.

My enterprise

[simlink ♔]

I (finally) come back and reclaim the enterprise... and hope hosting doesn't become an issue again.
My enterprise!

[Durfsurn]

I hire an assassin to kill you but you shoot him. By then I nuke your house. Somehow you survive (you might have been grocery shopping) but die of fright of the fact that your house got nuked. Or was it radiation....

In any case you died so I tamper with your will making me the Overlord of the Enterprise with NEW body armour!

[simlink ♔]

I come back as a zobie, your armour can't save you now.

.....brrrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssss....

My enterprise!

[Durfsurn]

You wander into a Minecraft world and I kill you with a diamond sword.

My - now in Minecraft - Enterprise

[simlink ♔]

I acquire the Minecraft project and make it a private entity. You are no longer required.
My enterprise!

[Durfsurn]

The world becomes corrupted. I reload a new IRL world and make it


My Enterprise

[simlink ♔]

I corrupt the new world and make it so that I am leader of this enterprise.
My enterprise!